Saucy

Today I am feeling sassy. My husband would say that I'm being sassy with a weird inflection so that it would sound like I am being saucy. But I am not feeling saucy, I am feeling sassy. Are we clear on the matter?

• Bruce Springstein makes my ears bleed!! Okay they don't' actually bleed, they just feel like it when I have to hear that mumble that others pass off as singing. I will not pass it off as singing, oh no!! It is mumbling and the only good thing about Bruce Springsteen is his drummer, Max Weinburg. That guy is funny on Conan, ever watch?
• One time, someone called Glenn Beck brother Beck in church and I was offended. I know he is member and all, but when did we start quoting political talk show hosts in our church meetings? I'm sorry but there is something not right about that. But that was a long time ago, but I was reminded of Glenn Beck on facebook today.
• Did you know that the cleanliness of my house is inversely proportional to the time I spent on facebook? Interesting.
• Ohhh! Did you hear the story about the guy who was on the VH1 Show called Megan wants a millionaire? He was the main suspect in his wife's murder and then found him dead in a hotel room. Crazy. I read some comments to an article online, they were all VH1 needs to screen the people they let on their shows better. Well.......I don't think you can really screen people for future murders. Just sayin.....
• Dear Brett Favre, you are a turn coat rat fink. Seriously, how could you even put on that purple uniform? Purple is not your color. Me thinks you should have put on a golf shirt and gone golfing instead. That's what you are supposed to do when you retire.
• Ha,ha!! How great is Todd Haley? Every time the camera is on him during the game, they have to cut away very fast because he is yelling @#$%$# and $%^# at the players. Ha!! I love football soooo much.
• The Cowboys have a new stadium with a big, huge screen hanging right in the middle. Nice huh? Not really, punters have been hitting it with the ball. It even caused Tennessee Titan's coach to challenge a play when the refs didn't see the ball hit the mega screen. The Cowboy's owner refuses to move it. He says the players are trying to hit it and it is not a problem otherwise. What the heck? Why would you intentionally hit the screen when the goal of a punt is to move the ball away from your opponents end zone? Move the dang screen already!! Sheesh.
• Here is an equation for you(I take calculus you know...), Adrenaline from working out + adrenaline from throwing up= Leslie bouncing off the walls!! AHHH! I love jazzercise.
• Our neigbors across the street abandoned their house many, many months ago. A tow truck just pulled up and I was surprised to see two cars sitting in the garage! You just up and leave a house with two cars? What happened? Why would you do that? Just sell the dang stuff.

Happy Monday everybody!