Setting: Early morning, a Mom (me, actually) is in her kitchen preparing breakfast for her kids before she sends them off to school for the day.
Conversation:
Mom: Ooooooh! Stop crying, you need to be happy.
Little boy: Noooooooooo!!
Mom: Are you hungry?
Little boy: Noooo! I want to kick your butt!
Mom: Oh yeah? (shrugs) okay, if it will make you happy. (She pushes her bottom out in the direction of the little boy)
Little boy: (as he's kicking his mother's bum) Hiiiii yahhh!!!
Mom: Feel better?
Little boy: (giggles) yeah!
Because that's the kind of Mom I am.
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LOL...you crack me up. I would have probably done the same thing. I have been known to stop the vehicle and encourage Manga Dork to yell, "My mom sucks!"
Thanks for the laugh. But, I won't let Ben read this, he kicks too hard :)
Hillarious. I can just imagine you doing that.
Awesome. I will start taking my parenting tips from you.
Some problems are so easily solved. Way to keep your wits about you. I would've freaked out about that back-talk.
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