Last night I decided to make shepherds pie.
I thought to myself, "It's been a long time since I made shepherds pie, why don't I make shepherds pie, anymore?"
So I made the shepherd's pie, and it was pretty. (If I do say so myself.)
And then I ate that shepherds pie and I remembered.
Yeah, that's right. I remembered.
I remembered that I hated shepherds pie and I remembered my oldest brother calling it shepherds poop.
And now I sit eating the leftovers (cause I'm the only one who will eat leftovers) and I have the urge to say "Shepherd's poop!" with verying inflections.
"Shepherds pooooooooop!!!!"
"Shepheeeeeeeerds poop!!!"
"Shepherds poooooopppppppp!!!"
And that is why I don't make shepherds pie anymore.