Al Gore

In the news this week: Al Gore wins the Nobel Peace Prize! Wow! I am really excited about that. Now before you roll your eyes and think "Here we go, another political sermon.." let me explain why. Al Gore is like the girl on that stupid show that I don't watch called the "Bachlor" that makes it to the final 2 and is really confident that she won. Then she is sent home in a limo crying. Blindsided! Isn't that what happened to Al Gore in that presidential election that drove us all crazy? So what does Al do? He goes home to lick his wounds and gets really fat. Then one day, he probably looks at himself and doesn't recognize what he sees in the mirror. He has had enough! He's gonna go out there and do something to make America stand up and notice him. His big idea? Let's make a movie! An inconvenient Truth. I have not seen it. I want to though. I mentioned it to my Dad, he bristles and you could see the hair rising on his neck. He turned a shade of red/purple. (Dad is definitly a republican. One time when I was a teenager I made a comment that Dad thought was democratic and when I woke up the next morning there was a big note for me that explained why the Democrats were ruining the world! I'm not kidding!) So what happens? (Were back to Al now.) He wins an Academy Award. Way to go Al! Way to stick it to lil' George! George is not going to win an Academy Award. David makes fun of him every night on Letterman. I watch it religiously. (My favorite was when they showed a montage of Bush falling down and slapping his wife's butt! It was hilarious! I woke up my husband because I was laughing so hard. I wish he would have seen it!) Then Al wins the Nobel Peace Prize! Brilliant! George W. will NEVER win that! Al should feel really good about himself. Who's the loser now, George?!!