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I know posting everyday is a little excessive but I feel like I need to give my readers something to read. Something to keep them coming back for more!!! Alright! Alright! No one reads my blog! My husband would say I'm having delusions of grander. A girl can dream right? Something I thought was funny... Last night at dinner my little girl who is 5 looks at me and says, "That's a really nice shirt mom!" Then my husband says, "Yeah, it's classy!" I was about to say, "Wow! Thanks you guys!" when I look down and remember I'm wearing my old Rainbow Brite t-shirt. I guess a 5yr old would think that it is a nice shirt. Then I realize that my husband wasn't being sweet at all, He was being very sarcastic! Should a 27yr old not wear Rainbow Brite on her t-shirt? What about Pepe Le pew from Looney tunes or Raggedy Ann? I have shirts with them on it too. I have a pair of Eeyore, Snow White, and Tinkerbell pjs. Is that so wrong? Should my wardrobe grow up? Ofcourse, I don't wear these things everyday.
Is it my fault that these clothing items get put on clearance therefore making themselves irresitible to me? I never pay full price for anything. Clearance is another way of saying, "Leslie! You have to buy me now! Ha!" I don't think I got this from my mother. If we leave a store having not bought anything, she would say "Oh!I saved so much money!" Mom is so funny. She has a lot of one liners that I've been hearing for years. Say you came late to dinner. Mom would say "We waited for you like one pig waits for another." Or you try to make a disreet exit from the bathroom, Mom would say "Did everything come out okay?" My little brother would never get out of bed to go to school, Mom would say, "Get out of bed now or I'll get on you like ugly on Willy Nelson!" That is my favorite. But enough about Mom. You know, this isn't what I was going to post about today. Why do I even think about what I'm going to put in my blog? I sit down and it just happens. My brain opens and this is what falls out. I hope you enjoy!!!