Always make sure the toilet seat is down before you sit.
Just because you could, doesn't mean you should.
Don't put all your ranking officer's in one shuttlecraft.
Tying a three year old to a chair is not an effective way to get him to swallow the food he has been holding in his mouth for over an hour.
It's a good idea to check your teeth for pepper before you leave the house for a social engagement.
Deal to the left, cut to the right.
Don't eat the really spicy food unless you are willing to pay for it later.
If someone asks you a direct question, give them a direct answer.
You can get a five year old to do about anything for a dime. Offer a dollar and her little head will spin.
If you want a good friend, be a good friend.
Quit whinning and just do it already.
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Wow...you ARE very wise. I can learn a lot from you.
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
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