It's official everyone. I have attended two college classes on a college campus which makes me....A College Student!! Hurray for me!!
I am excited because:
1. My husband can now say that he has had sex with a college girl.
2. I have a new card with my picture on it that I can put in my wallet.
3. I am using my brain instead of mindlessly cleaning or surfing the net.
I was a little scared going to my first class so I pretended I was Hermione. That made me feel better.
I like college because:
1. It makes feel all growed up.
2. The little college boys that work in the library are cute.
3. My Math teacher is a funny old man which is precisely how a Math teacher should be.
I, Leslie, promise to: attend all classes, read all assigned reading, do all my suggested math problems, and turn in any assigned projects or essays on time. I also promise not to plagiarize or cheat in anyway or it will go on my permanent record called a transcript. If I need help I should ask for it because if I fail it is no ones fault but my own. Amen.
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2 comments:
WAHOO! I'm so happy for you! I can't wait to hear all about it. What classes are you taking?
k, I'm doing this just for fun. you have been tagged! check out my blog to find out more. =o)
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