100 Posts

For one hundred posts, 100 things about me. (I know everyone does one, why should I be any different, right?)

1. My Grandpa called me peanut.
2. I have spoken on the phone to Summer Sanders, Olympic swimmer and former host of a game show on nickelodeon that I.can't remember the name of.
3. I have been to a Star Trek Convention.
4. I throw up a lot. (Not on purpose, and I'm not bulimic or pregnant, thank you!)
5. I can't keep my their, there, and they're strait.
6. My mom wanted to name me Lacey.
7. I never learned my timetables.
8. Every time we took a timed timetable test in third grade, I got a bloody nose.
9. One time, I gave Rick Steadman a black eye.
10. I feel bad about that now.
11. Once while giving a talk in primary, I couldn't stop laughing long enough to actually give the talk.
12. I want to see the Taj Mahal.
13. I really want to learn how to play the guitar.
14. There is a part of me that actually believes that I am a hippie.
15. That's the same part of me that only shaves my legs once or twice a month.
16. My husband really truly thought I was sexy when I was prego.
17. I've been to a tractor show.
18. My husband's drunk uncle practically sexually assaulted me at a funeral once.
19. I thought it was hilarious.
20. I full on HATE my husband's step-grandma.
21. I really want to run a 5k.
22. My husband can't always tell when I am kidding.
23. I love it when it rains.
24. I cut my own hair, very badly.
25. Spicy food is my favorite.
26. I've been asked if I was a boy or a girl.
27. I've attended over 600 jazzercise classes.
28. When I was little, I was on a clogging team called the Hot Shots.
29. I hardly went to class my senior year of high school.
30. Watching people brush their teeth freaks me out.
31. I have shared a bed with my BFF Val and her 200 pound dog, Bud-degh.
32. If that's not true Bff love, than I don't know what is.
33. I've cut the buttons off my husband's shirts once, because I was mad at him.
34. I've never had a cavity.
35. I've never been pulled over by a cop.
36. I've been hit on by a cop before.
37. But only after my friend told him I had camouflage underwear on.
38. I don't remember why she knew I had camo undies on.
39. Oh, alright, I had probably talked about my camo undies all night.
40. I know someone who has taken a drug test for an NFL player.
41. I cried when I found out Jared Allen was traded to the Vikings.
42. I went on a date with someone in high school who is now an NFL player.
43. I asked him out, but if Mitch Pack ever asks you, he asked me out.
44. I like math. Especially algebra.
45. When I was little, I pretended that I liked the New Kids on the Block because the girl next door liked them.
46. There was a period of about four years in my early twenties, that I never drove a car.
47. I have filled my own gas tank twice since I've been married.
48. My husband and I's song is She's my Cherry Pie by Warrant.
49. I did not pick our song.
50. When my husband calls, my caller ID says its Studman.
51. When I call my husband, his caller ID says Cherry Pie.
52. I have a t-shirt that says "Let's go get sconed!"
53. I have been to a Monkees concert.
54. The longest I have ever been grounded was for two weeks.
55. I came in after curfew and gave Mom a lot of lip.
56. I once doorbell ditched someone and then convinced the victim that the kid who did it ran right past me.
57. We toilet papered the Henrie's house from their neighbors backyard while we watched the Henrie's watch their TV.
58. Coffee cream packets are flammable.
59. I once ate a handful of crushed red peppers for a $1.
60. Then I bought a glass of milk for $.75.
61. That milk was warm.
62. I know every word to Copacabana.
63. My husband called me fatty when I was preggers.
64. I had major rage when I was pregnant with my youngest.
65. I really, really want a vintage Mustang from the late sixty's.
66. The majority of my teen years were spent playing card games with the neighbor kids.
67. My favorite flower is the Lilac.
68. I have a tick on a stick.
69. I was vegetarian once, for 4 months.
70. My foods teacher showed us a video of the goings on in a slaughter house. BARF.
71. I actually liked the cafeteria food.
72. I had the privilege of helping my sister while she gave birth to her first baby.
73. Deep down, I really wish I got along with my sisters in law.
74. I hate to wear shoes.
75. My car and my bedroom are hardly ever clean.
76. I eat cheerios without any sugar on them.
77. I procrastinate.
78. I've only kissed one man.
79. I went to EFY just once, and I hated it.
80. My niece was kidnapped when she was a baby.
81. My brother got her back a few hours later.
82. My eleven year old nephew is bigger than me.
83. I met my bff Val in sewing class, senior year.
84. We snuck my bff's mom into a movie theater without her realizing we didn't pay for her ticket.
85. Because I am so far away, I am never there for my bff when she really needs me.
86. That makes me cry.
87. I say "dude" way to much.
88. I think my life is boring.
89. I have a large mole in the palm of my right hand.
90. I have moles everywhere.
91. The first car I ever drove was the Egan's old, red suburban, in the church parking lot.
92. I took that same suburban through a car wash and scratched the heck out of the side.
93. Addiction is all around me.
94. It bugs me if the silverware doesn't match each other.
95. My diet when I was a teen consisted of pasta, rice, and Ho Ho Gourmet.
96. It's taken me almost three weeks to make this list, so far.
97. I don't have any living grandparents.
98. I have been to more funerals for people in my husbands family, than my own family.
99. I have never: broken a bone, gotten a ticket, or gotten a cavity.
100. I have a tube in my ear that has been there since I was 12.

Geese. That was painful. And boring.